"Do you think if you stuck one of these up your butt it would work?"
"Well, probably. I mean, your butt isn't necessarily WET, but it's warm, and I bet the coating would melt given enough time."
"I will totally buy you a drink if you stick one of those up your butt."
"..."
"AND, if at the end of the night you produce a prehistoric creature, I will buy you ANOTHER drink."
"...
...
I'm not sure if I should admit that I'm actually considering it."
No prehistoric creatures were injured, killed or even produced last weekend. But my offer still stands.
On the plus side, that sounds like it HAD to be a fun weekend. On the downside, I'm afraid to ask about the remainder of that conversation!
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